Betty, Beatrice and Bertha Blonde are attempting to change a blown light globe in the large lounge room, when Beatrice Blonde decides to ring the emergency services for help.
Beatrice Blonde says, we are three blondes attempting to change a blown light globe.
I see replies the Consultant, you've screwed the new light globe into the socket?.
Yes replies, Beatrice Blonde.
The electricity is switched on?, asks the Consultant.
Of course yes, Beatrice Blonde replies.
The light switch is turned on?, the Consultant asks.
Yeah, yeah, Beatrice Blonde replies.
The Consultant says, and the light globe dosen't light up?.
No, it's working really well, replies Beatrice Blonde.
Frustrated the Consultant asks, so how can i help you?.
The three of us got dizzy spinning around on the ladder screwing in the light globe, we fell off and banged our heads on the floor and now we're seeing angels flying around the room!.
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