Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Singing Syndrome, Heaps Of Rubble, and Delicious Fruit.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Peter Patient says, Doctor, doctor i can't stop humming the green green grass of home.
Doctor Derek replies, Sounds like you've got Tom Jones syndrome.
Peter Patient asks, Is it a common syndrome?.
Doctor Derek replies, It's not unusual!.
Q: What do Fred Flintstone and Saddam Hussein have in common?.
A: When they both look out their windows the see Rubble!.
Tim Teacher asks, If i had five pears and subtracted three, How many would i have left?.
Prunella Pupil replies, I don't know.
Tim Teacher asks, Why not?.
Prunella Pupil replies, Because we do our math only with apples and oranges!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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