Monday, November 22, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Singing Syndrome, Heaps Of Rubble, and Delicious Fruit.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Peter Patient says, Doctor, doctor i can't stop humming the green green grass of home.
Doctor Derek replies, Sounds like you've got Tom Jones syndrome.
Peter Patient asks, Is it a common syndrome?.
Doctor Derek replies, It's not unusual!.

Q: What do Fred Flintstone and Saddam Hussein have in common?.
A: When they both look out their windows the see Rubble!.

Tim Teacher asks, If i had five pears and subtracted three, How many would i have left?.
Prunella Pupil replies, I don't know.
Tim Teacher asks, Why not?.
Prunella Pupil replies, Because we do our math only with apples and oranges!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.

10 comments:

Choices said...

Thank you for your visits and lovely comments.
Have a great day!
Smiles to you.

Lyn said...

Funny enough..my kind of humor!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CHOICES, Thank you for visiting and hope to hear from you again.

G' Day LYN, Glad to hear you have a good sense of humour stay tuned there are more to come. Checkout my other posts of Ramdom Humour For Grown Ups you should get a laugh out of them to.

Life Ramblings said...

thanks for making me smile. :)

have a nice day.

Cloudia said...

Thanks for the smiles






Aloha from Waikiki

Comfort Spiral

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Symdaddy said...

A chuckle a day brings the Ashes OUR way!

Dave King said...

Great stuff!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS & CLOUDIA, I'm glad these made you both smile.

G' Day SYMDADDY, I'm glad these made you chuckle, will you still be chuckling when you lose the Ashes AGAIN!.

G' Day DAVE KING, I thought it was great stuff to.

George said...

I enjoyed browsing through your site. Thanks for the smiles.
And thanks, too, for visiting my site.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GEORGE, Welcome to my humble blog and i hope to hear from you in the future.