Jim Jackaroo and Eddie Emu walk into a Outback Pub and they both sit down at the crowded bar and proceed to get plastered. After numerous pots of beer Eddie Emu passes out on the sticky wooden floor. Stunned Jim Jackaroo leaps up off his bar stool and heads straight for the door.
This action prompts the obese blonde barmaid to scream, Hey! cobber you can't leave that lyin' there.
Jim Jackaroo replies, that's not a lion, it's a Emu! then disappears through the squeaky front door, mounts his horse and rides off into the distance in a cloud of red dust.
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