Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Wet and Wiggly, Up and Down and Pesky Mice.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What is Wet and Wiggly and says how do you do 16 times?.
A: Two octopuses shaking hands!.
In a crowded cafe Julia and Tina are having lunch when Julia asks, What type of business is your husband in?.
It's hard to describe really because it's rather Up and Down all of the time!, replies Tina.
Why is that?, asks Julia.
Because my husband makes and sells Yo-Yos!, replies Tina.
Q: Why do Pesky Mice squeak?.
A: Because they need oiling!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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