Monday, May 02, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Wet and Wiggly, Up and Down and Pesky Mice.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What is Wet and Wiggly and says how do you do 16 times?.
A: Two octopuses shaking hands!.

In a crowded cafe Julia and Tina are having lunch when Julia asks, What type of business is your husband in?.
It's hard to describe really because it's rather Up and Down all of the time!, replies Tina.
Why is that?, asks Julia.
Because my husband makes and sells Yo-Yos!, replies Tina.

Q: Why do Pesky Mice squeak?.
A: Because they need oiling!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

7 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

Big smile.

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!!
Really liked the one about the octopuses.

Tempo said...

:-)

Dave King said...

Loved the first one!

River said...

Ha Ha.

Q. Why are elephant's wrinkled?
A. Have you ever tried to iron one?

Life Ramblings said...

LOL...the first one is a clear winner. i love it. keep them coming.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: As well as a big smile i hoped you laughed to :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM, DAVE KING & LIFE RAMBLINGS: Yes the two octopuses is the winner hands down :-).

G' Day RIVER: I imagine it would be quite difficult to iron an elephant, have you ever tried?. I've got some elephant jokes lying around somewhere i'll have to try and find them :-).

G' Day TEMPO: Absolutely :-).