Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, A Statue, A Contract and a Bike.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
He snogged her in the dark.
The moon was glowing bright.
She was a bronze Statue.
And he was plastered on that night.
Q: Where was the mortgage Contract signed?.
A: At the bottom of the page, where else!.
Julia is chatting to Vikki while jogging around the local footy ground and says, My dog Daisy is a real pest.
Why is that?, asks Vikki.
Because she chases everybody on a Bike, replies Julia.
Vikki says, What can i do to help?.
Take her damned Bike off her, replies Julia.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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