Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Banker, Heaven and A Piece of String.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why was noah considered the best Banker in the bible?.
A: Because when he was floating his stock, everyone else was in liquidation!.
Sinbad and you'll never enter Heaven!.
Lucas strolls into his local family hardware store and asks, i'd like to buy A Piece Of String please.
Oliver the owner asks, how long would like it?.
Lucas replies, i want to keep it, not rent it!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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