Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, Eternity, Fishing and a Elephant.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What's the definition of Eternity?.
A: The time between when you ejaculate and she leaves!.
Best cobbers Barry and Luke are fishing from a river bank when Barry turns around and says, I told my wife last night i was leaving her.
What did she say?, asks Luke.
She just looked at me with a big smile on her dial and said nothing, replied Barry.
Luke asks, Then what did she do?.
She just threw open the front door and screamed out to the neighbourhood that she was throwing a wild party, replied Barry.
Q: Why did the grape give out a little wine?.
A: Because an Elephant stood on it!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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