Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Bow Wow, Echo, and Entire Week.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Teresa Teacher asks Prunella Pupil, What is the outside of a tree called?.
I don't have any idea, replies Prunella.
Bark Prunella, bark Prunella!.
Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow!.

Open wide, wider, good grief!, you have the largest cavity i've ever come across in my life, you have the largest cavity i've ever come across in my life, says Declan Dentist.

Crikey!, doc i'm scared out of my wits as it is without you saying it twice.
I didn't say it twice that was the Echo!.

Strolling through the crowded Contention City Shopping Complex are Betty Blonde and Ruby Redhead who says, lets challenge ourselves not to spend any money for the Entire Week.
Ok, i'm up for the challenge, then we can meet in a couple of days time for lunch and compare notes, replies Betty Blonde.

Ruby Redhead couldn't believe what she just heard and stares furiously at Betty Blonde.
I thought we could have a pizza and a cuppuccino that's all realising her mistake.
I know we'll become hermits for the Entire Week, lock ourselves in our wardrobes sending the occasional text.
That could work!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
All great jokes, but I especially liked the dentist one. LOL

Beach Bum said...

Great stuff! It made me feel better.

Cloudia said...

you are a ha ha healer!

Aloha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral



Gemel said...

Wonderful :)

The Elephant's Child said...

Dentists can be very scary people.

River said...

Poor Prunella, probably not much point in her going to career day.
I once tried to not spend any money for a week and almost made it, but I ran out of milk.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

It's definitely the echo one for me Windsmoke..it's definitely the echo one for ........!! haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: Wouldn't it be Bizarre if that did happen :-).

G' Day BEACH: I'm chuffed they made your day :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: That's jolly good to know :-).

G' Day GEMEL: Thanks for saying so :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Absolutely :-).

G' Day RIVER: It certainly would be a challenge not to spend any money in a week :-).

G' Day PERTH: Very well done with the Echo Perth, very well done with the Echo....! :-).

momto8 said...

haha thanks for the laughs!!
I am your newest follower..pls follow back if you can.

Ygraine said...

All so brilliant, but Bow Wow incredibly funny.
I just can't stop laughing :D

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MOMTO8: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and thank you for becoming my newest follower. I've become your newest follower to :-).

G' Day YGRAINE: That's my favourite one to :-).

icyhighs said...

Haha I'm so rehashing the dentist joke in bed. Oh this is going to be fun.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ICY: What ever floats ya boat :-).

LifeRamblings said...

i love your sense of humour. lovely jokes as always.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS : Thank you :-).