Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Whiskey, Passengers and Hiccup.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What happened when the ghost ordered a Whiskey?.
A: We don't serve spirits here, said the barman!.

Did ya know all the buses, trains and trams are stopping today, says Burt Blonde.
Don't tell me they're on strike again?, replies Rusty Redhead.
No, they're stopping to let Passengers on and off!.

What seems to be the problem?, asks Doctor Derek.
i Hiccup, i Hiccup, i Hiccup, I Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, replies a very frustrated Paul Patient.
I can't help you if you won't tell me your problem.
Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup!.
Nurse Nadia please send in the next patient then escort this patient out since he won't tell me what his problem is, says Doctor Derek.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


Beach Bum said...


All were great but I liked this one the best.

Q: What happened when the ghost ordered a Whiskey?.
A: We don't serve spirits here, said the barman!.

Joanne said...

The busses is great. My dad loved jokes you had to think through. Here's another one of his best: what's black and white and red all over. The listner hears "red", not "read", through being tricked by black and white. Answer: the funny paper.
Don't stop "humoring" me.

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I loved all of these, I couldn't pick one that I liked the best, well done. LOL

Elisabeth said...

All of them funny and none of them offensive. It's sometimes hard to get the balance right, but you manage this well.

Cloudia said...

thank you for the smiles *

Aloha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral


PerthDailyPhoto said...

Oh I've had the same hiccuping problem myself hahaha!Well done Windsmoke.

River said...

I can symathise with the hiccupper, I had a friend when younger who hiccupped for three days, her mum said even in her sleep.

@Joanne: what is balck and white and red all over? Sunburnt nuns.

Friko said...

A trio of groaners today!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH: Its definitely a classic one :-).

G' Day JOANNE: I reckon me and your dad would have got on like a house on fire :-).

G' Day MAGS: I'm glad you liked 'em all :-).

G' Day ELISABETH: Its a real challenge at times to strike the right balance :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: Jolly good to see ya :-).

G' Day PERTH: How annoying :-).

G' Day RIVER: Three days!!, that would really drive ya nuts :-).

G' Day FRIKO: Yep!.

Dave King said...

I'm with Elisabeth. Quite an achievement that, these days!

Ygraine said...

They are all so funny. I especially liked Whiskey though :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day DAVE: Thanks for your vote of confidence :-).

G' Day YGRAINE: Have a small Whiskey on me, cheers :-).

LifeRamblings said...

lol thanks for the laughter. it's hard to pick a favourite this round. they're all great.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I'm chuffed you liked 'em all :-).