Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: The Constitution, Drooling and Night After Night.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Did ya know ghosts are protected by the Constitution?, asks Betty Blonde.
I didn't know that, replies Ruby Redhead.
Yep, its called the bill of frights!.

Q: If an accountant is Drooling out of both sides of her mouth what does it mean?.
A: It means her desk is level!.

Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me, says Paul Patient.
Ok, what seems to be the problem?, asks Doctor Derek.
I keep having the same weird dream Night After Night.
Tell me about your weird dream?.
There's a door with a sign on it, so i push with all my might and it won't open.
What does the sign on the door say?.
Pull.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

16 comments:

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Loved all of these, thanks for the laughs, a great way to start the day off. LOL

River said...

I've been known to occasionally push at the pull door. But at least I don't dream about it.

malcfifty said...

Hi Windsmoke, Loved the Push-Pull one in particular.

The coastal road north of Marlborough (Central Queensland) once had a sign on it "50 miles gravel". One motorist ran out of petrol on this road (the main Bruce Highway then went inland from Marlborough to Sarina), bemoaning the fact that he thought he would be able to fill the tank up at this place called "Gravel"!

Beach Bum said...

Did ya know ghosts are protected by the Constitution?, asks Betty Blonde.
I didn't know that, replies Ruby Redhead.
Yep, its called the bill of frights!.


That is far truer than most people realize. Thomas Jefferson wasn't at the Constitutional Convention but is reported to have written someone saying that every twenty to thirty years it would need to be reviewed and changed.

The Elephant's Child said...

Thanks Windsmoke. Like them all. I also push on pull doors (sigh).

Cloudia said...

bill of frights!
and I think highly of your Saturday poem-


Warm Aloha from Waikiki
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Dave King said...

The accountant one. Got to be! The last one runs it close, though.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Hahaha! Very good!! I've missed your blog while I've been MIA for awhile - but I'm ever so grateful you haven't missed mine!

jane.healy said...

Working in Account I can so relate to the Accountant joke!

Your doctor, doctor good too!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Haha! Windsmoke I can so relate to the last joke!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS" I'm glad your day started off on the right foot :-).

G' Day RIVER, THE ELEPHANTS CHILD & GRACE: I'm pretty sure that everybody at one time has pushed instead of pulled :-).

G' Day MAL: Obviously the motorist doesn't drive to often in the bush as he/she would have understood the what the sign meant :-).

G' Day BEACH: Just wondering if the constitution would be reviewed or changed in favour of greedy corporations :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: Glad you liked the poem on Saturday thanks for saying so its much appreciated :-).

G' Day DAVE & JANE: I have more accountant jokes lying around some where its just a matter of finding
'em :-).

G' Day RED: Glad you liked 'em. Your blog will always be on my dashboard :-).

Ygraine said...

Haha! Love them, especially Night after Night.
That one will make me chuckle for a long time to come!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: Same thing happened to me i couldn't stop chuckling for a while :-).

FruitCake said...

First prize to the accountant!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: More accountant are on the way :-).

LifeRamblings said...

the last one makes a perfect ending. well done again.