Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: The Constitution, Drooling and Night After Night.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Did ya know ghosts are protected by the Constitution?, asks Betty Blonde.
I didn't know that, replies Ruby Redhead.
Yep, its called the bill of frights!.
Q: If an accountant is Drooling out of both sides of her mouth what does it mean?.
A: It means her desk is level!.
Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me, says Paul Patient.
Ok, what seems to be the problem?, asks Doctor Derek.
I keep having the same weird dream Night After Night.
Tell me about your weird dream?.
There's a door with a sign on it, so i push with all my might and it won't open.
What does the sign on the door say?.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.