Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Knocker, Sniffs and A Knock, Knock.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why did the scientist install A Knocker on her door?.
A: So she could win the no-bell prize!.

Q: What is a bud hound?.
A: A breed of dog that Sniffs out new flowers!.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?.
Aardvark a million miles for you!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

17 comments:

Joanne said...

Good groan.

Friko said...

groan until it hurts.

momto8 said...

oh dear..I am with the others.. groan..a fun groan!!!

River said...

A smile to start the day, thanks.

Dave King said...

Most def. The first one! Big ha, ha!

malcfifty said...

It is necessary to get down on one knee, open your eyes very wide and spread your arms out wide, fingers extended (Al Jolson style) before saying, "Aardvark a million miles for you!" Cheers.

Beach Bum said...

Good stuff!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JOANNE & FRIKO: Absolutely :-).

G' Day MOMTO8: I'm glad you thought they were a fun moan :-).

G' Day RIVER: I'm chuffed your day started with a smile :-).

G' Day DAVE: I reckon the first one is the best one this time round :-).

G' Day MAL: Yep!!.

G' Day BEACH: Thanks for saying so its much appreciated :-).

The Elephant's Child said...

I am with you and Dave King. The first one has my vote this time. Thanks.

momto8 said...

I came to read these agin...my husband LOVES these jokes..I want to tell him the No-bell one.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Ha ha!! You can't go wrong with a knock knock joke Windsmoke!

Ygraine said...

Found it difficult to choose between these. All three were so funny :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Its definitely a classic :-).

G' Day MOMTO8: That's good to know :-).

G' Day GRACE: Absolutely :-).

G' Day YGRAINE: I'm glad you liked all three :-).

FruitCake said...

I'm with malcfifty - let us have the link for the YouTube clip when you put it out there...

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRUIT: YouTube clip???, didn't know i was making one :-).

LifeRamblings said...

the first one is clearly a winner.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Absolutely :-).