True Blue Haiku: Hungry.

Ferocious vampires
Cry out in the moonless night
Hungry for fresh blood.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.

Would you get a rash of good luck, if you crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy?.

How do ya know when you've run out of invisible ink?.

Is a turtle homeless or naked, if he/she doesn't have a shell?.

Would milk dribble out of a cows nose, if she laughed vigorously?.

I have a soft spot for helpless animals, especially when served with vegies and gravy!.

When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands.

Until next time jolly pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Pennies, Live Longer and Pain In The Neck.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why does the taste of Pennies remind you of having a tooth extracted?.
A: Nasty taste left in your mouth!.

Doctor, doctor If i give up smoking, wine, women and song will i live longer?, asks Paul Patient.
Not really, it'll just seem longer, replies Doctor Derek.

Q: Why doesn't dracula have many cobbers?.
A: Because he's a Pain In The Neck!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke. 

True Blue Haiku: Faith.

With Faith in our hearts
Our love will last forever
When we're far apart.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Fun Ditties.

May there be
ample clouds in
your life to make
a divine sunset.

Mary had a little lamb.
Its tail was emerald green
and everywhere that
Mary went it left
a tiny jelly bean.

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped
over the candlestick.
The flame burnt
so very bright
it scorched his bottom
serve him right.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

The Future.

Yellow sun
Red sun.
Mystic moon
Speckled moon.
Blue sky
Dark sky.
Pouring rain
Acid rain.
Typhoon wind
Cyclonic wind.
Green grass
Green leaves.
Red earth
Brown earth
Grey earth.
Toxic pollution.
Dead planet.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.

Before the drawing board was invented, what did the people go back to?.

If you crossed an electric blanket with a toaster, would you pop out of bed quicker in the morning?.

If space is supposed to be a vacuum, who changes the bags?.

Would you get an eggsplosion if you fed gunpowder to a chicken?.

All those people who believe in psychokinesis please raise my hand!.

When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands.

Until next time jolly pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Snappy, An Entry And The Couch.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: When is a chihuahua good at taking photos?.
A: When they are in a Snappy mood!.

Q: Who was the worlds first accountant?.
A: Adam, he turned a leaf and made An Entry!.

Doctor, doctor, why do i keep thinking i am a dog?, asks Peter Patient.
Ok, jump up on The Couch and we'll discuss it, replies Doctor Derek.
But, i'm not allowed on The Couch!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.