Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Helmets, Smear, A Pun, Missing, Spawn and Butter.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why are men like motor bike Helmets?.
A: They are handy in an emergency, otherwise they just look silly!.
Q: What do ya do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?
A: Stop and Smear on a bit of lubricant!.
The local Contention Rag is having A Pun contest in which Josh Juniper has entered ten different puns hoping at least one pun would be the winner, much to Joshs dismay no pun in ten did!.
Nurse, nurse did ya take the patients temparture?, asks Doctor Derek.
No!, why is it missing?, replies Nurse Nadia.
Q: Why did God Spawn Adam before Eve?.
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to Spawn Adam!.
Q: How do ya make a butterfly?.
A: Flick it out of the Butter dish with a knife!.
Until next keep smiling it costs nothing.
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