Monday, September 06, 2010

A Bonza Jest: Boarding School.

At morning assembly the strict Headmaster of the boarding school gave a speech to all the new students on their first day on some of the school rules.

One of those rules are says the strict Headmaster is that the female dormitory will be off limits to all males students and the male dormitory will be off limits to all female students. Any student caught breaching this rule will be fined $50.00 for the first offence, $100.00 for the second offence and $150.00 for the third offence.

On finishing his speech the strict Headmaster asks, Are there any questions?.
A student at the rear of the assembly asks, How much for a Season Pass!.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.


Cloudia said...


Aloha from Waikiki

Comfort Spiral

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day Cloudia nice to hear from you again, hope you are enjoying your day.

malcfifty said...

Hi Windsmoke, As a retired school Principal, I came across students like this - likeable scoundrels (whom you had to discipline, nevertheless). The ones you had to watch out for were those who pretended to be paragons of virtue, but you couldn't turn your back on. Luckily, these were few and far between, and most were a delight to teach. Cheers.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAL: Its a case of having eyes in the back of your head :-).