Friday, January 07, 2011

A Bonza Jest: Medical Problems.

Ron Rozzer pulls over Don Driver who's been caught speeding 20 km's over the speed limit and driving erratically, nearly running another car into a ditch. Pulling over to the side of the highway Ron Rozzer wanders up to Don Driver and says, you'll have to take a breathalyzer test because you were detected speeding and driving erratically along the highway.

Don Driver replies, i've got a few Medical Problems, i can't take a breathalyzer test because i'm asthmatic and i'll have an asthma attack, a blood test is out of the question because i'm hemophiliac and i'll bleed to death, no urine sample either i'm also a diabetic and could end up with really low blood sugar level and pass out.

Ron Rozzer says, there's only one test left and that is for you to walk along this straight white line to prove if you're drunk or not.
No way, replies Don Driver.
Why not?, asks Ron Rozzer.
Because i'm as drunk as a skunk, replies Don Driver.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

5 comments:

madamebutterfly said...
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madamebutterfly said...

Someone I knew sincerely believed that if you chewed parsley after a few toots it would nullify a breath test - honestly you can get determioned drunks to believe anything

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MADAMEBUTTERFLY, When your drunk and need an excuse you'll believe anything.

Pearl said...

That was very funny!

Pearl

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day PEARL, Thank you for your generous comment and stay tuned there are plenty more to come.