Ron Rozzer pulls over Don Driver who's been caught speeding 20 km's over the speed limit and driving erratically, nearly running another car into a ditch. Pulling over to the side of the highway Ron Rozzer wanders up to Don Driver and says, you'll have to take a breathalyzer test because you were detected speeding and driving erratically along the highway.
Don Driver replies, i've got a few Medical Problems, i can't take a breathalyzer test because i'm asthmatic and i'll have an asthma attack, a blood test is out of the question because i'm hemophiliac and i'll bleed to death, no urine sample either i'm also a diabetic and could end up with really low blood sugar level and pass out.
Ron Rozzer says, there's only one test left and that is for you to walk along this straight white line to prove if you're drunk or not.
No way, replies Don Driver.
Why not?, asks Ron Rozzer.
Because i'm as drunk as a skunk, replies Don Driver.
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