During a wild and violent thunderstorm on saturday night a giant wooden statue of Jesus Christ erected in the grounds of the local church was struck by several bolts of lightning, catching fire and burning to the ground. All that remained were small pieces of charred timber mixed with black and grey ash. This much beloved giant wooden statue of Jesus Christ is fully paid for and insured by private donations and the church itself.
When it came time to claim the incident on insurance the company denied liability claiming the incident was an act of god and refused to pay any cost towards a replacement statue even though there were no eye witnesses, photos, camera footage or any other proof to justify denial of payment. What's ironic is that one fictional character can be blamed for destroying another fictional characters statue.
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