Monday, January 10, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Worm, Lunch Time And A Tail.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Which insect has a boring life?.
A: A wood Worm!.

It's Lunch Time at the local college and a small gang of students come together in the copious school canteen dining room for lunch.
Sally Student asks, What does your mum and dad do for a crust?.
Samantha Student replies, They are in the iron and steel business.
Sally Student asks, What does that involve?.
Samantha Student Replies, It involves mum doing the ironing and dad doing the stealing!.

Q: Why was the dog chasing his Tail?.
A: He was trying to make ends meet!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

6 comments:

madamebutterfly said...

Nice to start the week with a smile.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MADAMEBUTTERFLY, I'm glad i started your week off with a smile.

Lyn said...

I can't believe I actually laughed! Good thing you do this stuff!!

Life Ramblings said...

thanks for the laughter. hope you've a wonderful week.

Dave King said...

I laughed - out loud.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day, LYN, LIFE RAMBLINGS, DAVE KING, I'm glad you all got a laugh out of it.