Monday, January 31, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Special Moments, Fire And Tiny Hands.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do kodak cameras and condoms have in common?.
A: They both capture those Special Moments!.

Q: How did pinocchio find out he was made of wood?.
A: When his hand caught Fire!.

During a talk with his son Sam about the birds and the bees his Father Frank says, You should marry a woman with Tiny Hands.
Why?, asks Sam.
Frank Father replies, Because it'll make your willy look bigger!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

9 comments:

Beach Bum said...

Q: What do kodak cameras and condoms have in common?.
A: They both capture those Special Moments!.


LOL!!!
Would I be wrong to mention that a long ago girl friend and I once had one of those items bust leading to several nervous days.

magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I love the camera joke the best that is halirious. Always good to have a laugh. :)

magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I see you found my new blogger blog. Thank You for dropping by.

Symdaddy said...

Well done Wind. Got me in the right frame of mine to go to work now!

@Beach Bum: I don't know! You foreigners! Why would anyone be nervous because your camera broke? Buy a new one if you are desperate for new photo's!

Dave King said...

The first one gets my prize! Priceless.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH BUM, You and me both, it's really nerve racking.:-).

G' Day MAGSX2, Most like the first one to and i'll be dropping by your new blog as much as possible :-).

G'Day SYMDADDY, I'm glad i got you in the right frame of mind to go to work, so no grumpiness today i take it :-).

G' Day DAVE KING, That's the most popular one so far and yes it is priceless :-).

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!! Smydaddy.

River said...

Great jokes, thanks for the laughs.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day, RIVER, I'm glad you got a laugh out of these jokes:-).