Monday, January 17, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, Boots, Dinner Dishes And Bacon.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why did the cowboy want to die with his Boots on?.
A: Because when he kicked the bucket he didn't want to stub his toe?.

Debbie Daughter is at the kitchen sink washing up the dirty dinner dishes but is leaving behind bits of dried food and slimy grease.
This prompts her Father Fred to say, Why don't you use some elbow grease?.
Debbie Daughter replies, Which cupboard is it in!.

On a dark and stormy night.
All the world was a shakin'.
The little pig cocked his tail.
Then scampered off to save his Bacon.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Elisabeth said...

These lift my spirits, Windsmoke. Thanks.

Beach Bum aka Captain Barbossa said...

Debbie Daughter replies, Which cupboard is it in!.

My own son has said something similar.

Ann said...

You want soemthing to LOL.

Yesterday, we went to Cornwallis. The husband and I went to walk when the son and his friends went diving oof the wharf.

I remembered your suggestion, and brought the husband's walking stick he used for a long track.

But he did not tell me to practise using it . I used it, it was a 45 degree slope, the stick was useless, and I toppled. The husband went LOl.

I told him to quickly put me up before someone sees me. He keeps saying, Old woman. My ego was bruised. LOL

Symdaddy said...

A giggle to start my day!

Thanks boss!

Lyn said...

Can always count on you for a laugh or two!!

Life Ramblings said...

thanks for making me :)

have a wonderful week.

Ann said...

Thanks, I don't need a wind sock because I don't hAVE A BOAT. lol,

In parts of Malaysia, where it is very foggy, they also have the windsock.

River said...

Hi. Popped on over to see what your blog is all about. I love it!
I love things that make me laugh.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ELISABETH, I'm glad your spirits are happy.

G' Day BEACH BUM, Why am I not surprised.

G' Day ANN, Your husband is right practice makes perfect. If it's foggy what's the point of the windsock you can't see it through the fog?.

G' Day RIVER, Thanks for popping over and come again sometime, even better why don't you follow me, because i like your blog to.

G' Day, LIFE RAMBLINGS, SYMDADDY AND LYN, Good to hear you all got a smile or a giggle or a laugh out of it.