Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, Boots, Dinner Dishes And Bacon.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why did the cowboy want to die with his Boots on?.
A: Because when he kicked the bucket he didn't want to stub his toe?.
Debbie Daughter is at the kitchen sink washing up the dirty dinner dishes but is leaving behind bits of dried food and slimy grease.
This prompts her Father Fred to say, Why don't you use some elbow grease?.
Debbie Daughter replies, Which cupboard is it in!.
On a dark and stormy night.
All the world was a shakin'.
The little pig cocked his tail.
Then scampered off to save his Bacon.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.