Monday, January 24, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Banana's, Laxatives, And One Leg.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why did the fruit packer lose his job?.
A: Because he kept trying to straighten the Banana's!.

Mandy had a tiny gold watch.
She swallowed it one day.
Now she's eating Laxatives.
To pass the time away.
But the Laxatives they did not work.
Because time refused to pass.
If you want to know what time it is.
You'll have to look up Mandy's!!!.
Auntie she's got the tiny gold watch.
Because time did finally pass.

Q: Why was the witch called Eileen?.
A: Because she only had One Leg!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

8 comments:

madamebutterfly said...

Love the tale of woe ...

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!!
Years ago my grandfather had a dog that swallowed an old watch. My granddad, uncles, and my mom spent two days watching for the dog to "pass time" so they could recover the watch. I was barely four or five years-old and thought the situation the funniest thing in the world.

Symdaddy said...

:-)Cheered me up!

Cloudia said...

We laugh together, friend!




Aloha from Honolulu
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Lyn said...

Imagine that I laughed out loud!! Amazing!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MADAMEBUTTERFLY, I imagine it would be a painful experience :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM, Yuk!, who volunteered to clean the watch when time did pass :-).

G' Day SYMDADDY, I' glad it cheered you up :-).

G' Gay CLOUDIA, Yes, friends do laugh together :-).

G' Day LYN, Fantastic to hear you laughed out loud :-).

Life Ramblings said...

I like your sense of humour. have a good day.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, It pays to have a good sense of humour these days to stay sane :-).