Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Banana's, Laxatives, And One Leg.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why did the fruit packer lose his job?.
A: Because he kept trying to straighten the Banana's!.
Mandy had a tiny gold watch.
She swallowed it one day.
Now she's eating Laxatives.
To pass the time away.
But the Laxatives they did not work.
Because time refused to pass.
If you want to know what time it is.
You'll have to look up Mandy's!!!.
Auntie she's got the tiny gold watch.
Because time did finally pass.
Q: Why was the witch called Eileen?.
A: Because she only had One Leg!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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