Monday, August 01, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Boxer, Scent And Ears.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Burt Blonde says, Did ya know my younger brother Ben is a professional Boxer?.
No i didn't which division does he compete in, heavyweight?. asks Rusty Redhead.
No featherweight, he tickles his opponents into submission, replies Burt Blonde.

Q: What happened to the skunk who sat on a fan?.
A: He got cut off without a Scent!.

Q: How much does a pirate fork out to have his Ears pierced?.
A: A buckaneer!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Neo said...

loved the pirate joke, lol

The Elephant's Child said...

The pirate joke for me too. Aaaarrr me hearties.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day NEO & THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Aaaarrr me to me hearties :-).

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Thanks again for brightening my day. :)

River said...

Love the buckaneer one. Does he yo ho ho with a bottle of rum too? To dull the pain....

Dave King said...

It were the last two wot tickled I!

Beach Bum said...

Great stuff!!!

I like the boxing joke the best.

Life Ramblings said...

i like the boxer best.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS118: Your most welcome :-).

G' Day RIVER: What pirate wouldn't :-).

G' Day DAVE KING: So they tickled your fancy :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: Thank you :-).

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Its a goody alright :-).

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha! They're ALL good!! Thanx for the laugh - hope it worked for you too!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RED NOMAD OZ: They did work for me :-).

Stafford Ray said...

Q: How much does a pirate fork out to have his Ears pierced?.
A: A buckaneer!.

Now that is clever... and funny!

BTW, try this. Find out how man hectares of trees one must plant per year to offset CO2 produced by all cars on the road, Then tell me. :-)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day STAFFORD: Absolutely :-).