Monday, August 08, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Salesperson, A Knock, Knock and Boots.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What's A Salesperson doing when they move their lips?.
A: Telling a porky!.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Bone.
Bone who?.
Bone upon a time!.

A lad stood on the burning deck.
His feet were covered in big blisters.
For he had no Boots of his own.
So he had to wear his sister's.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

9 comments:

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Spot on about the Salesperson, and it all just seems to get worse by the day.

The Elephant's Child said...

Yup. The Salesperson was on the money. Unless of course it is one of the all to common ones who says 'I dunno'. They are telling the truth and are just as useless as the ones whose pants are on fire (liar, liar, pants on...)

Beach Bum said...

Used car salespeople are in a league all by themselves. Good stuff as always!

Cloudia said...

laughs are medicine, Doc!


Aloha from Waikiki;


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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS118: Sometimes its beyond a joke :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Haven't heard that saying for many years :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: Absolutely :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: A good belly laugh is the best :-).

Dave King said...

I'll have to plump for the first one.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day DAVE KING: I guess you'll have to :-).

Life Ramblings said...

You always know how to make me smile. thank you.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: You're welcome :-).