Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Broomsticks, Orange and a Sermon.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: How do wicked witches navigate their Broomsticks?.
A: By witchful thinking!.
Q: What makes a goldfish Orange?.
A: Rusty water!.
Standing at the pulpit a priest is finishing off his temperance Sermon with great passion and says to his parishioners, If i had every drop of wine, whiskey and beer i'd tip them all in the nearest river!!!.
With the Sermon finished another priest stands at the pulpit with a big smile on his dial and says, The final hymn of the morning will be hymn 365, we shall all gather at the nearest river!!!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.