Monday, August 22, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Footy, Flashes, Pudding and Pie.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What lights up a Footy ground?.
A: A Footy match!.

Q: What happens when you cut the tail off a glow worm?.
A: It Flashes!.

Georgie porgie Pudding and Pie.
He snogged the lasses and made 'em cry.
When the chaps came out to play.
He would snog them to.
Georgie was funky that way.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


The Elephant's Child said...

Love Georgie. It reminds me of one my mother would recite
Polly put the kettle on
Polly put the kettle on
And strangely enought it fitted her.

Pirate Named Neo said...

Pirates wander

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I vaguely recall that saying but the rest of the words are a blur :-).

G' Day NEO: Pirates also pillage and plunder too, but hey ya gotta make a livin' some how :-).

River said...

When I was little I always wondered why a kiss from Georgie would make girls cry. Was he extremely ugly? Did he have braces that would cut their lips? Did he have so many girlfriends that a kiss was all they got? I'm still wondering.

Dave King said...

Overall, your best yet, I would say.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: Could have had bad breath :-).

G' Day DAVE: Thank you :-).

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Thank You for the great laughs. :)

Windsmoke. said...
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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: You're welcome :-).

Bananazą®‡ said...

Oops posted wrong in older yarns hahaha.

G'Day mate! Hopping over from Life Ramblings..bringing on back the good times..Oh it has been over 5 porgie decades last recited

Red Nomad OZ said...

Hahaha! Love the footy match!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BANANAZ: Thank you for your yarn and welcome to my humble blog and i hope to hear from you in the future :-).

G' Day RED: I'm stoked you got a laugh out of that one :-).