Monday, August 29, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Drawing Pin, A Knock, Knock and Skinnier.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What season is it when you sit on a Drawing Pin?.
A: Spring Time!.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Claude.
Claude who?.
Claudework orange.

Burt Blonde and Rusty Redhead get together at the crowded local watering hole to discuss the poor health of their mutual cobber George Green.
I fear that George Green is going to pass away at anytime, if not next week, says Burt Blonde.
What in heavens name makes you so sure, asks Rusty Redhead.
Because he's gotton so skinny, you're skinny, i'm skinny but George Green is Skinnier than you and me put together.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

8 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

Burt Blonde epitomises blonde jokes. Snicker.

Beach Bum said...

Great stuff!

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.

It maybe free but right now a smile just isn't worth the effort. I need a trip to the beach to reboot my brain.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Absolutely :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: Sounds like you need a long holiday to chill out and start smiling again :-).

Dave King said...

Delayed reaction on that last one. Keep 'em coming!

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Thanks for the laughs. :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day DAVE: I certainly will :-).

G' Day MAGS: You're welcome :-).

Life Ramblings said...

i enjoy your sense of humour buddy.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: A good sense of humour is a must :-).