Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Herdsmen, Jelly and Shoplifters.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why do celtic Herdsman wear tartan kilts?.
A: So the sheep don't hear the zip!.
Burt Blonde asks, Why do ya feed Daisy Dog bowls of Jelly?.
Rusty Redhead replies, I want to see if she'll poop Jelly beans!.
A sign in the window of the Contention Supermarket warns potential shoplifters of their fate should they be caught shoplifting.
Warning to shoplifters.
Anybody caught shoplifting.
Will be gagged and handcuffed to a chair.
Beaten to within an inch of their life.
Whipped with a cat-o-nine tails.
Any survivors will then be prosecuted to the full extent of
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.