Monday, January 09, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: 50 Legs, A Ten Foot Fence and a Fixed Meal Menu.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What has 50 Legs but can't walk?.
A: Half a centipede!.

I bought this horse from you because you said he could jump as high as a Ten Foot Fence, thruth is he can't jump at all, says Clarry.

Well, neither can a Ten Foot Fence!, says Harry.

Ernie and Kate are on holidays and are staying at the Contention Hotel for two weeks which includes a Fixed Meal Menu chosen by Ernie and Kate.

Its room 666 here and we're ready for our dinner of lobsters and caviar, says Ernie, whose on the phone to room service.

Half an hour later there's a knock on the door and Wally Waiter shouts room service, Ernie wanders over followed by Kate, opens the door and spies what's on the plates and says, We didn't order sardines and coleslaw we ordered lobsters and caviar from the Fixed Meal Menu.

Sadly we're all out of lobsters and caviar today sir, replies Wally Waiter, with a sly smirk on his puss.
Could we at least have potato salad instead tasteless coleslaw?.
Sorry, no substitutions allowed!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

18 comments:

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Thank for the laughs a great way to start the day off. :)

*************************Tariq Mian said...

no substitution for the subtituted dinner--very funny.

thanks WINDSMOKE! for generating smiles for us.

The Elephant's Child said...

Wow. Now I know I can jump higher (just a little) than a ten foot fence. Thanks Windsmoke.

Elisabeth said...

Thanks for the laughter, Windsmoke. I don't know where you find them.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: I'm glad they started your day off on the right foot :-).

G' Day TARIQ: Thank you :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: As long as you don't injure yourself :-).

G' Day ELISABETH: I find 'em anywhere i can :-).

Tempo said...

Excellent jokes mate, loved the horse joke

PerthDailyPhoto said...

The name of the hotel should have given them a clue haha!

FruitCake said...

Now I'm turning a centipede this way and that in my head trying to work out which 50 legs are missing...

River said...

What goes step clump, step clump, step clump etc....a centipede with 50 wooden legs.

Dave King said...

My vote goes to the ten foot fence.

Friko said...

it's good to have a giggle!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day TEMPO & DAVE: That's the most popular one this time round :-).

G' Day PERTH: Absolutely :-).

G' Day FRUIT: Could be the middle 50 legs :-).

G' Day RIVER: That's definitely a goodie :-).

G' Day FRIKO: The more giggles the better :-).

Life Ramblings said...

thanks for the laughter. i really needed one today.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I'm glad you got a laugh out of 'em :-).

Bananazஇ said...

Sorry, no substitutions allowed! HUH!!! haha Horse & 10 foot fence no jumping about eh. lolz.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BANANAZ: I'm stoked you enjoyed them both :-).

Ygraine said...

You've really excelled today - I found it impossible to choose a favourite!
They all made me laugh out loud :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: A good laugh is the best medicine to brighten up your day :-).