Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: 50 Legs, A Ten Foot Fence and a Fixed Meal Menu.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What has 50 Legs but can't walk?.
A: Half a centipede!.
I bought this horse from you because you said he could jump as high as a Ten Foot Fence, thruth is he can't jump at all, says Clarry.
Well, neither can a Ten Foot Fence!, says Harry.
Ernie and Kate are on holidays and are staying at the Contention Hotel for two weeks which includes a Fixed Meal Menu chosen by Ernie and Kate.
Its room 666 here and we're ready for our dinner of lobsters and caviar, says Ernie, whose on the phone to room service.
Half an hour later there's a knock on the door and Wally Waiter shouts room service, Ernie wanders over followed by Kate, opens the door and spies what's on the plates and says, We didn't order sardines and coleslaw we ordered lobsters and caviar from the Fixed Meal Menu.
Sadly we're all out of lobsters and caviar today sir, replies Wally Waiter, with a sly smirk on his puss.
Could we at least have potato salad instead tasteless coleslaw?.
Sorry, no substitutions allowed!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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