Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: The Dentist, 28 Days, and Maths.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why did the mosquito go to The Dentist?.
A: To improve his bite!.

Tim Teacher asks his pupils, can anyone tell me which month has 28 Days?.
Patrick Pupil slowly raises his hand.
Yes Patrick what's your answer.
All of them!.

Q: What type of snake is superb at Maths?.
A: An adder!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

14 comments:

Andrew said...

Children's logic never fails.

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Fantastic jokes, I especially liked the last 2, but the teacher one was the best. LOL.

Thank You for visiting my blog over at WP. :)

tariq mian said...

your's is super sense of humour--Windsmoke!

Beach Bum said...

Tim Teacher asks his pupils, can anyone tell me which month has 28 Days?.
Patrick Pupil slowly raises his hand.
Yes Patrick what's your answer.
All of them!.


LOL!!!!
I know a teacher who tells stories like that all the time.

Cloudia said...

laughs are medicine
thank you doctor!


Warm Aloha from Waikiki
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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANDREW: Ya not wrong :-).

G' Day MAGS: Hopefully i can visit you more often :-).

G' Day TARIQ: Thank you for your vote of confidence :-).

G' Day BEACH: He/she must be funny a fella or fellaette :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: A doctor, you flatter me my dear friend :-).

The Elephant's Child said...

No wonder I don't like dentists. I don't like mosquitos either. Thanks Windsmoke - these have me smiling.

River said...

That Patrick is one smart kid!

Dave King said...

You never fail to raise a laugh!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

You made me smile Windsmoke!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Me too :-).

G' Day RIVER: He's a real smarty pants :-).

G' Day DAVE & PERTH: That's good to know :-).

Life Ramblings said...

i love your sense of humour Windsmoke.

Ygraine said...

I love the 'Tim Teacher' one.
I learned something here today.
Of course they all have 28 days!
Chuckles :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I'm glad you have a good sense of humour :-).

G' Day YGRAINE: I reckon your never to old to learn :-).