Thursday, September 06, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Loud, Potatoes and A Miss.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What is green and very Loud?.
A: A frog horn!.

Q: Why do dentists like Potatoes?.
A: Because they are so filling!.

Doctor, doctor i'm a bit concerned, says Paul Patient.
What are you concerned about?. asks Doctor Derek.
My wife Paula Patient has black hair like me, but our son Petro Patient popped out with a mop of red hair, do ya think something is a miss?.
Not at all.
Why not?
How many times a year do you have nookie?.
About six times.
Well then that's the answer.
Pray tell!.
You're just a little rusty!.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


The Elephant's Child said...

Oh dear. I am laughing in spite of myself. Thanks Windsmoke.

FruitCake said...

Just a little rusty. he he

Anonymous said...

love the rusty one

River said...

Ha Ha, just a little rusty!
(Or perhaps Paula is a blonde who dyes her hair...having a blonde haired parent and a black haired parent can result in red haired kids, I read it somewhere once).

Joanne Noragon said...

A little rusty--oh, groan. Especially after laughing abut the potato.

Well done, as ever.

Kath Lockett said...

Shockers! :)

Here's one for you:

A doctor recently removed several plastic horses from a patient's rectum. He's now stable.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Hahaha ... doesn't red hair skip a generation???!!!

Lynn Proctor said...

haha, i have got to remember to tell my husband the "rusty" one ;)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I'm glad you got a laugh out of 'em.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE, JANE, RIVER, JOANNE & LYNN: The rusty one is the most popular one this time round.

G' Day KATH: That's a good 'un, i'll use it in the future.

G' Day RED: I've no idea about that.

Ygraine said...

A Miss is definitely the one for me!
It's hilarious :D

PerthDailyPhoto said...

That's a beauty Windsmoke, and I'm guessing if that was the case there would be a lot more red haired bubs born haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE & GRACE: I'd say the rusty one wins by a country mile this time round.