Thursday, September 13, 2012

Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.

Laughing stock: A mob of cattle with a sense of humour!.

Why do psychics always ask your name?.

The only place you can pick your nose and not offend anybody is in the plastic surgeons office!.

If everything seems to be going alright, maybe you've failed to notice something!.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you!.

When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands.

Until next time jolly pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

15 comments:

FruitCake said...

Why do psychics always ask your name? I knew you were going to ask that!

River said...

"If everything seems to be going alright, maybe you've failed to notice something".
Well, now I'm just going to have to double check everything.
Everything!

Love the laughing stock.

Andrew said...

I just knew Fruit Cake was going to ask you that. Yes, when everything is going well, we have failed to notice something.

malcfifty said...

Hi Windsmoke, I know I'm not being original, but I can certainly relate to "If everything seems to be going alright, maybe you've failed to notice something!" Cheers, Mal.

Joanne Noragon said...

Several of us seem to think we may not be noticing something. Good luck to us.

The Elephant's Child said...

Thanks Windsmoke. Now I am joining the list of people worried that something has escaped their notice. I think I will keep this nose, and promise not to pick it.

Beach Bum said...

Why do psychics always ask your name?.

LOL!!!!

When a psychic calls me up out of the blue and tells me my name along with some of my dark secrets that is when I will pay.

Beach Bum said...

If everything seems to be going alright, maybe you've failed to notice something!.

At my house that is a law of nature like gravity.

Lynn Proctor said...

haha--i'm smiling :)

Annmarie Pipa said...

haha...i am claiming these thoughts as mine today when my kids come home...and since they are not psychic they will not know I got them from your blog.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha! EVERYONE knows psychics ask your name so they can check if they're right!!!

And probably most of the free world can relate to the 'free hand' one!!!

Have a great weekend!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Excellent selection Windsmoke, the free hand sounds kinda interesting hahahah!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: I knew you were going to say that!.

G' Day RIVER, MAL, JOANNE & THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: That one certainly makes ya ponder!.

G' Day ANDREW: I knew that you knew that Fruit Cake was going to ask me that!.

G' Day BEACH BUM: We all have to pay the piper sooner or later for our misdeeds.

G' Day BEACH BUM: Sounds like Murphy's law to me.

G' Day LYNN: I'm glad you got a laugh out of 'em.

G' Day ANNMARIE: Fair enough.

G' Day RED: Yep, ya could be right on both counts.

G' Day GRACE: Sounds interesting to me to.

Ygraine said...

'Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you!'
Yep! Been there - too many times!!!
Hehehe :D

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: Fair enough.