If you're a cat burglar then we're probably at home cleaning our arsenel of weapons and are unable to answer the phone, or else we aren't home, so its ok to leave a message!.
Twinkle twinkle little star
How i wonder who you are?
Leave your message after the beep
I'll call you back before you sleep.
Greetings, you have contacted the Clairvoyant Detective Agency. We know who you are and what your game is, so at the sound of the tone, just hang up!.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.