Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Eyes, Swallow and Shampoo.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why do women rub their Eyes in the morning?.
A: Because they don't have knackers!.
Why did ya Swallow ya lunch money?, asks Emma Eagle.
Well you did say it was my lunch money, replies Eugene Eagle.
Sitting in the leather bound barbers chair in the newly renovated Contention Barber Shop is Rusty Redhead whose having a haircut, when he notices that Basil Barber has filthy hands.
How come ya hands are so filthy?, asks Rusty.
Well sir no-one has come in for a Shampoo yet!, replies Basil.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.