Thursday, September 20, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Eyes, Swallow and Shampoo.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why do women rub their Eyes in the morning?.
A: Because they don't have knackers!.

Why did ya Swallow ya lunch money?, asks Emma Eagle.
Well you did say it was my lunch money, replies Eugene Eagle.

Sitting in the leather bound barbers chair in the newly renovated Contention Barber Shop is Rusty Redhead whose having a haircut, when he notices that Basil Barber has filthy hands.
How come ya hands are so filthy?, asks Rusty.
Well sir no-one has come in for a Shampoo yet!, replies Basil.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


Red Nomad OZ said...

Hahaha!! So what can I assume if I see a BLOKE rubbing his eyes in the morning???!!!

FruitCake said...

Good one Red!

Lunch money. A champion groaner, Windsmoke.

Andrew said...

One of your more gross Random Humour posts.

River said...

Rusty Redhead, please ask for a shampoo. please please please, ask for a shampoo.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Hahaha! good selection Windsmoke!

Annmarie Pipa said...

haha yes, light humor is good for the soul.

The Elephant's Child said...

I'm with River. Shampoo is good. Grubby hands are gross.

Beach Bum said...

Well sir no-one has come in for a Shampoo yet!, replies Basil.


That one made me laugh out loud.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RED: You can assume he is just rubbing his eyes.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: The lunch money one certainly is a groaner.

G' Day ANDREW & ANNMARIE: Absolutely.

G' Day RIVER & THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I'm with you both on that score.

G' Day GRACE: I'm glad you thought so, thank you.

G' Day BEACH BUM: I'm chuffed you got a laugh out of that one.

Ygraine said...

Honestly can't choose a favourite one today. They all had me in stitches!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: I'm glad you liked 'em all.