Luke's father asks him, whether or not he knows about the birds and the bees?.
I don't want to know, i'm only 10 years old Luke says, chucking a tantrum.
Gobsmacked his father asks, Why?.
It's because when i was seven you told me there's no Santa Claus, then at eight you told me there's no Easter Bunny, then at nine you told me there's no Tooth Fairy.
I suppose now you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really have nookie, so i've got nothing else left to live for!. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.