Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, Lots Of Funiture, A Painful Knock, Knock And A Crowded Bus.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why did the parents of a blind boy rearrange the Furniture?.
A: To punish him for being naughty!.

Knock, Knock?.
Who's there?.
Abbey who?.
Abbey stung me on my bare bottom!.

Paul Passenger is sitting in an over crowded bus when Petra Passenger who's extremely obese and sitting across from him says, If you were a gentleman young man you'd stand up and let an older person sit down.

Paul Passenger replies, If you were a lady and not extremely obese you'd stand and let six older people sit down!!!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.


Anonymous said...

My sister remembers me once asking a large (and extremely rude man) if he had paid for the two seats he was occupying ...

Dave King said...

I still remember the trauma I suffered the first time a more than ordinarily attractive young lady stood up to allow me to sit down! My first intimation of old age!

Ann said...

The last joke about passengers, my husband was flying, he is a tall man. He was squashed between two big Polynesian women.

He didn't complain, but the ladies did, eventually the steward moved my husband.

Your commend about PC, I remember when my girls were little, Enid Blyton books were banned. because of your toy.

I never had a doll or bear. We were too poor then.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MADAMEBUTTERFLY, If he was extremely rude he deserved a tongue lashing no what size he is.

G' Day DAVE KING, Lap it up while you can, i know i would.

G' Day ANN, That's called being the meat in the sandwich. Just because the Golliwog was black that's no reason to ban Enid Blyton books too much political correctness these days.

Life Ramblings said...

I always offer my seat to the elderly, pregnant women, handicapped or younger kids if I am sitting and there are no available seats in a crowded bus. It's the right thing to do.

Windsmoke. said...
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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, In those circumstances it's the right thing to do, i totally agree.