Friday, December 31, 2010

Random Hurmour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, Dinner, A Knock, Knock And Scuba Divers.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Baby Monster asks, Mum, mum what's for dinner?.
Mum Monster replies, Be quiet and get back in the oven!.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?.
Abyssinia when i return!.

Burt Blonde and his best mate Rusty Redhead are sitting on a timber deck outside the local cafe that overlooks the sea dotted with small fishing boats enjoying a latte.
Burt Blonde asks, Why do Scuba Divers topple backwards off their boat?.
Rusty Redhead replies, If they toppled forward they'd still be in their boat!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
Happy New Year To All.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.

10 comments:

Ann said...

You are so clever about the control tower. I didn't ask my husband, He actually designed a section of the mariner.

Are you a sea dog?

madamebutterfly said...

Keep them coming Windsmoke - all the best for 2011 to you too

Beach Bum aka Captain Barbossa said...

LOL!!!
My daughter asked the same thing about scuba divers while we were watching a nature show on television.

Good stuff! Happy New Year to you if I don't drop by again before the calender flips.

Tempo said...

LOL, funny stuff! Happy New Year to all

Symdaddy said...

More!

Life Ramblings said...

your posts are always funny and entertaining. have a blessed New Year Windsmoke.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANN, No i'm not a sea dog (Woof, Woof) i just worked around the Melbourne docks area for many years and know the purpose of the control tower.

G' Day MADAMEBUTTERFLY, Stay tuned more on the way.

G' Day BEACH BUM, I don't know if that's the real reason i just thought it was funny at the time.

G' Day TEMPO, SYMDADDY, More funny stuff is on the way.

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, More entertaining and funny stuff to come.

Wind said...

Thank you for everyhing!
Happy New Year to you from Romania!
I wish you all my best!
Regards

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day WIND, All the best for the New Year.

Ann said...

It was a remote controlled helicopter. It was quite small about two feet long.

You lucky you. In 2009, my husband went to PNG, and he flew in a copper. Then my sisters and bro on the Gold coast went. I am so jealous.