Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Undead Creature.

Driving home just before sunset along a poorly lit dirt road after a busy day at the office Rusty Redhead was startled when he saw what looked like a Undead Creature standing in the middle of the road. Face of a vampire bat, large fangs, purple glaring eyes, body covered head to toe with thick wirey grey hair. Rusty Redhead stomped on the brakes sliding to a halt about half a metre from the Undead Creature, chucked his car into reverse, popped the clutch with wheels spinning and kicking up clouds of dust, he lost control in a panic and slid sideways into a boggy ditch, sinking to the axles.

After a moment or two Rusty Redhead grabbed his mobile phone, called for a tow truck to winch his car out of the boggy ditch, then police so he could make a statement of the incident with the Undead Creature. While making out the statement his car was winched out of the boggy ditch when the Policeman says, I really don't believe you seen a Undead Creature, you aren't drunk or stoned by the looks of you, all you need is a good night sleep and the hallucinations will stop the Tow Truck driver glanced at the Policeman and nodded in agreement. Seeing this as good advice Rusty Redhead jumped in his car took off in a cloud of dust, arriving home he fell straight into bed and slept like a baby until the following morning.

Drop by for a Visit on Friday for more Bizarre Scribble.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.


Life Ramblings said...

Rusty Redhead is probably on certain drugs that cause hallucinations. hope he had a good night sleep.

Ann said...

can't follow the last bit.

You going to watch oprah and win two tickets to USA? You can take me if you like.

Lyn said...

I definitely believe you..have encountered too many creatures in my time!

Anonymous said...

Poor old Rusty - everything looks a little scarier in your headlights, although some people I know do look a little like this description

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, He needs to get off the drugs and have a good night sleep then all will good.

G' Day ANN, I'm not a fan of Oprah and i couldn't win a chook raffle.

G' Day LYN, Yeah, i've encountered a lot of creatures too and some not of this world.

G' Day MADAMEBUTTERFLY, If you've encountered people as descibed that must be pretty scary.