Friday, December 24, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, Knackers, A Turkey And A Light Globe.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why do dogs like to lick their Knackers?.
A: Because they can!.

Q: Why dosen't a Turkey go hungry at Christmas Time?.
A: Because he's always stuffed!.

Q: How many mystery writers would it take to screw in a new light globe?.
A: Two, One to screw it part of the way, the second writer to give it a surprise twist at the end!.

"Merry Christmas to all."
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.

5 comments:

Elisabeth said...

These remind me of the jokes we pull out of our Christmas bonbons, only a little more risque.

Have a happy Christmas, Windsmoke.

Beach Bum aka Captain Barbossa said...

Hello and Merry Christmas from South Carolina!

Drifted over from Cloudia's place.

Wind said...

Merry Christmas to you and to everyone you love!
Best thoughts from Romania!
Daliana

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ELISABETH, I don't think these risque jokes would be in bonbons in any form. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

G' Day BEACH BUM, Thank you for drifting over and i hope to hear from you in the future. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

G' Day WIND, Thank you for your comment and a Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Beach Bum aka Captain Barbossa said...

Hey Windsmoke , adding you to my blogroll.