The following is a bizarre list of calls made to the R.S.P.C.A.'S 24 hr advice and cruelty reporting line in 2010.
A caller reported a cat stuck on a roof, it actually turned out to be a satellite dish.
A woman caller who asked R.S.P.C.A. staff to speak with her husband who refused to get out of bed to walk the dog!!.
A unhappy woman called to report that a cat had been abandoned in her garden, she rang back later as it turned out to be a present from her husband!!.
A displeased shopper who wanted to find out how she could make sure she bought milk only from happy cows!!. Mooooo!!.
A woman called to report a creature in her bathroom but didn't know whether it was a spider or a hamster???. Just imagine a hamster with eight hairy long legs crawling around in your bathroom, very bizarre and scary. This one wins.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.