Monday, December 13, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, Feet, Public Transport, A Ocean Cruise.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Who was England's first chiropodist?.
A: William the Corncurer!.

Q: What type of Public Transport runs twice as fast when you're after it, than when you're in it?.
A: A Bus!.

Peter Patient is about to undertake an Ocean Cruise around the world and is very concerned he'll become severely seasick and won't have a ball during the cruise, so he consults with Doctor Derek.

Doctor Derek says, Consume 1 kilo of braised tomatoes prior to departure.
Peter Patient replies, Since when does consuming 1 kilo of braised tomatoes prevent severe seasickness?.
Doctor Derek replies, They won't, but they'll look really attractive floating in the water!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.

7 comments:

Life Ramblings said...

this is wonderful. hope your week is off to a good start.

Ann said...

Bus drivers are funny people. Some say they deliberately drive off when they see you running . LOl

The funniest in my family was when I was in primary school, just before I started school, we lived near the prison. The drivers used to tease my bro and sister if they were visiting my dad in prison.

How's the weather in Melbourne? My husband is flying there. second time in 3 weeks. I almost went but the return fare is too expensive. beside apparently Melbourne sells herself as a place to shop, and I have no money. I rather go climb a cliff that doesn't cost me any money.

madamebutterfly said...

You have to see London bus drivers. If they have closed the doors and someone runs up to the bus whilst they are still standing, waiting at traffic lights or whatever, they just sit there pretending not to notice the desperate hammering..

Symdaddy said...

My first giggle of the day!

Lyn said...

Many truths here..and funny too..who could ask for more?

Cloudia said...

Thanks for the much needed laughs!




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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, My week is off to a brilliant start lots of bargains in the shops for Christmas, thanks for asking.

G' Day ANN, It's summer now so we've had mild to hot sunny days. You don't need money to window shop. I think bus drivers all around the world drive off just to annoy you.

G' Day MADAMEBUTTERFLY, What you described happens here in Melbourne to and not just in London they must drink funny water.

G' Day SYMDADDY, May the rest of your day be full of many more giggles.

G' Day LYN, Thank you for seeing the funny side of life, truths and all.

G' Day CLOUDIA, Good hear from you, i'm glad you can still laugh after your emergency it makes life a little more easier.