Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, Feet, Public Transport, A Ocean Cruise.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Who was England's first chiropodist?.
A: William the Corncurer!.
Q: What type of Public Transport runs twice as fast when you're after it, than when you're in it?.
A: A Bus!.
Peter Patient is about to undertake an Ocean Cruise around the world and is very concerned he'll become severely seasick and won't have a ball during the cruise, so he consults with Doctor Derek.
Doctor Derek says, Consume 1 kilo of braised tomatoes prior to departure.
Peter Patient replies, Since when does consuming 1 kilo of braised tomatoes prevent severe seasickness?.
Doctor Derek replies, They won't, but they'll look really attractive floating in the water!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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