Friday, February 25, 2011

A Bonza Jest: Elite Security Personnel.

A new security corporation calling itself World Wide Security Services (Wwss for short) are conducting job interviews for Elite Security Personnel. After all background checks, medicals, interviews are complete, three candidates are left standing, two male and a lone female.

For the final test a Wwss agent grabs one of the male rookie agents, marches him to a large metal sliding door hands him a pistol and says, In order for us to know whether you're capable of carrying out commands to the letter without flinching or delay your wife is behind that large sliding door strapped to a single bed, at the foot of the bed is a wooden chair you'll sit on the wooden chair and terminate your wife.
Male rookie agent says, You've gotta be winding me up i can't terminate my wife and i won't.
Wwss agent replies, You're not cut out to fill this position take your wife and go home.

The Wwss agent seizes the second male rookie agent and gives him the same command, he snatches the pistol from the Wwss agent, slides open the door storms inside the room. After a few minutes without a peep coming from the room the male rookie agent comes through the sliding door balling his eyes out and says, I tried but i just couldn't terminate my lovely wife.
Wwss agent replies, Looks like you don't have the knackers for this position either, take your lovely wife and go home.

Finally the Wwss agent grabs the lone female rookie agent and gives her the same command to terminate her husband, she snaps up the pistol, slides open the door wanders inside, starts shooting, shot after shot after shot then silence. Suddenly lots of crashing, smashing, banging and screaming is heard. Slowly the sliding door opens and out pops the lone female rookie agent huffing, puffing and sweating profusely.

A few minutes pass and she says, The pistol was loaded with blanks so i had to improvise and smash the wooden chair to bits and use the chair leg to complete the command. Wwss agent replies Well i guess you've got the knackers for this position, well done.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Symdaddy said...

Now that was good!

Cheers WInd!

Cloudia said...

Aloha from Honolulu,

Comfort Spiral


Beach Bum said...

Good thing my wife is not in security.

Anonymous said...

I should have known!

Dave King said...

Just goes to show - something!

Mags118 said...

I agree, that was a good one. :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day, SYMDADDY & MAGS118, I'm glad you both thought it was good :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA & DAVE KING, Thanks for dropping by and hope you enjoyed it :-).

G' Day JANE HEALY, You should have known i take it you didn't see it coming at the end :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM, That dosen't sound to encouraging at all, have you been a naughty boy? :-).

Life Ramblings said...

this is wonderful. happy weekend.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, Thank you for your generous comment :-).