Monday, February 28, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, Fish, A Knock, Knock And Delicious Soup.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Where do angel Fish go when they die?.
A: To heaven with all the other angels!.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
A fred.
A fred who?.
Who's a fred of the big bad wolf!.

Deep in the steamy lush green jungle Colin and Chris Cannibal are standing around a roaring camp fire with a large cast iron cooking pot suspended from a tree branch cooking meat and vegetable soup.
Speaking with a mouthful of soup Chris Cannibal says, Your wife makes a Delicious Soup tough but delicious.
Colin Cannibal replies, Yes, she does but i'm going to miss her dearly, but hey we gotta eat!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Beach Bum said...

Yes, she does but i'm going to miss her dearly, but hey we gotta eat!.

A high calorie divorce?
Great post!

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
You always put a smile on my face, and you didn't disappoint this time either. Love the cannibal.

Dave King said...

Do you make these up, or find them lying on the doorstep? Keep them coming.

Anonymous said...

If I were Colin or Chris I would be very afraid ... VERY afraid.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH BUM, It's what you call a quickie divorce, cheaper and less messy :-).

G' Day MAGS 118, Glad to hear you weren't disappointed :-).

G' Day DAVE KING, That's a trade secret :-).

G' Day JANE HEALY, I'd be afraid to if i thought i'd be next in the cooking pot :-).

Symdaddy said...

My wife didn't like the wife soup one ... I had to let her get outta da pan!

Life Ramblings said...

you did it again Windsmoke. you never fail to put a smile on my face.

Windsmoke. said...

G' day SYMDADDY, Your wife hasn't got a good sense of humour i take it, that's very sad indeed :-).

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, Good to hear this post put a smile on your face :-).