Monday, February 07, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Fleas, A Snowstorm And A Monkey.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Dan Dingo asks, How did you find those Fleas?.
Wally Wombat replies, I didn't they found me!.

Q: Why is a man like a Snowstorm?.
A: You never know when he's coming, How many inches you'll get or how long it will last!.

Q: What kind of business does king kong dabble in?.
A: Monkey business!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Symdaddy said...

Off to work in a moment so I needed a bit of cheer before going out into the dark!

Thanks Wind!

Beach Bum said...

Dan Dingo asks, How did you find those Fleas?.
Wally Wombat replies, I didn't they found me!.

My wife, in her infinite wisdom and without my knowledge, one time transported her dog to the vet in my car. About a week or so later fleas about forced me to abandon the the thing. When I made an offhand statement about the fleas that is when she admited about taking her dog in my car.

When I asked why she did not use her car she looked at me straight face and said "Well I didn't want the fleas in my car."

Now killing the bugs was easy, a can of flea spray and they were all gone but for weeks afterward I had to deal with the chemical smell, which was almost as bad as the bugs.

Dave King said...

The snowstorm! Brilliant!

River said...

Here's one for you.

Waiter: how did you find your steak sir?

Patron: Quite by accident. I moved a few peas and there it was.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha! Love that snowstorm one!! Have a great day!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day SYMDADDY, Good to hear that you went to work in a good mood and not grumpy one :-).

G' Day Beach Bum, Nasty little critters especially if you're allergic to their bite :-).

G; Day DAVE KING & RED NOMAD OZ, Thought the both of you would like it :-).

G' Day RIVER, Must've been a small steak at a big price. Fantastic joke. I've a few of these jokes in the pipeline :-).

Anonymous said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Well done, had a bit of a laugh, loved the snowstorm joke.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGX2, I'm glad you got a laugh out of the snow storm joke, i think it's the best one to :-).