Monday, February 21, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, A Shark, A Nudist And A Clothesline.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Who is the most famous Shark?.
A: William Sharkspeare!.

Q: Why was Betty Blonde selling her washing machine and dryer?.
A: Because she's joining a Nudist coloney!.

I love you so dearly.
I love you so very much.
I wish your pyjamas.
Were next to my nighty.
Don't be mistaken.
Don't be misled.
I mean on the clothesline.
Not in the bed!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Cloudia said...

Ha Ha!

Aloha from Honolulu,

Comfort Spiral


Beach Bum said...


Because she's joining a Nudist coloney!

I'm not sure how I got on their mailing list but a nudist resort is sending me all sort of mail with detailed pictures of their property, its nice, and many of their guests, not so nice.

There is a seriously hot lady about one out of every five pictures of their guests. The rest should never have even thought about taking their clothes off in public.

Anonymous said...

Having recently done my naked dash into the English Channel (in winter) I learned the nudist everyone else "textiles" - I didn't realise they had a word for us before!

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Love the joke about the nudist colony, not bad at all.

Dave King said...

Thanks for all the chuckles.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA, Glad you got a laugh out of them :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM, Sounds like to me someone put your name down on a mailing list without your permission just for a joke :-).

G' Day JANE HEALY, Wouldn't see me dashing naked into any river, creek, channel or pool in the winter, skinny dipping in the summer, bring it on :-).

G' Day DAVE KING, I'm glad you got a chuckle out of them :-).

G' Day MAGS118, That's the most popular one and my favourite to :-).