Friday, February 04, 2011

A Bonza Jest: Furry Cuddly Toys.

After finishing their date for the evening Claire invites Roger to come upstairs to her bedroom, while waiting for Claire to slip into something revealing and comfortable in the en-suite, Roger admires the three shelves attached to the wall which are overflowing with all sorts of Furry Cuddly Toys. He notices the bottom shelf has really tiny ones, the middle shelf medium size ones and the top shelf has giant size ones.

All was forgotten when Claire entered the bedroom from the en-suite after slipping into something revealing and comfortable. Wasting no time Claire and Roger got down to it and made love. When it was all over and done Roger asks with a big smirk on his face, How was it for you?.

With a slight giggle, which Roger doesn't hear Claire replies, pretty terrible actually, you can choose a Furry Cuddly Toy from the bottom shelf only.
Why not from any of the other shelves?, asks Roger.
You'll have to perform a lot better than you did tonight to have a choice from the other shelves, Claire replies all the time smiling and giggling to herself.
Still not catching on, Roger spits the dummy gets dressed storms out of the house in a huff mumbling to himself.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


River said...

Roger's not too quick on the uptake then.

Elisabeth said...

Too much humiliation for poor old Roger, but I'm not so sure about Claire here. It sounds like a set up.

Dave King said...

Wonderful! I shall be repeating that a time or two in the near future!

Beach Bum said...

Poor Roger, should have asked for a do-over.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER & BEACH BUM, Roger's big ego got in the way :-).

G' Day ELISABETH, Humiliation and pushing the right buttons are the name of the game and woman are good at it :-).

G' Day DAVE KING, I hope you get a laugh out of it :-).