It just takes under 15 minutes for men's scrotal temparture to rise above what is considered safe when balancing a laptop computer on their groins, but men don't feel a thing according to research by Urologist Dr. Yefin Sheynkin at the State University of New York. So guys think about your poor tiny tadpoles swimming around in your knackers, you could be baking them alive and they could lose the spring in their tales to swim up river against the tide.
It was also discovered that men balancing their laptop computers on their groins, are heating up their knackers to unsafe levels causing potential reproductive problems. Next time guys when you balance your laptop computer on your groin you could also become sterile and start firing blanks because you're baking your poor tiny tadpoles alive.
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