Monday, April 04, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Teachers, Adam and Blokes 'N' Sheila's.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What type of food do maths teacher consume?.
A: Numeral ones!.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Adam. 
Adam Who?.
Adam up and give me the total!.

Blokes like Sheila's who do.
Blokes like Sheila's who don't.
Blokes hate Sheila's who say they will, then say they won't.
But best of all.
Blokes love Sheila's who say they never will.
But look as if they might!.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

8 comments:

Cloudia said...

ha ha



Spring Aloha from Waikiki


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Beach Bum said...

Blokes love Sheila's who say they never will.
But look as if they might!.


Absolutely! I just there were more Sheila's that way.

River said...

I like coming here for my weekly dose of funnies.

Life Ramblings said...

i like the last one.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA, It's the start of Autumn here in OZ and it's becoming quite chilly already :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM,I'll agree with that :-).

G' Day RIVER & LIFE RAMBLINGS, There's lots more funnies to come each and every Monday baring accidents, mishaps or armageddon :-).

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha! Loved them all!! Have a great day!!!

magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Loved the Sheila joke, very good indeed. There used to be a lot of Sheila jokes around once, but you don't hear of a lot now, so it's good to see some more coming to light, they were always rather funny.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RED NOMAD OZ, There's lots more to come stay tuned :-).

G' Day, MAGSX2, I'll try and keep a lookout for more Sheila jokes :-).