Friday, April 08, 2011

Three Dumb Bandits.

In Sweden Three Dumb Bandits, two blokes and a sheila aged in their twenties wearing combination overalls, balaclavas and brandishing a blood filled syringe burst into a convenience store which is situated on the ground floor of a lofty apartment complex threatening to stick the convenience store owner if he dosen't hand over the days takings from the cash register. After he complies the Three Dumb Bandits make there get away on two motorized wheel chairs parked outside.

Because of a heavy snowfall overnight there are a multitiude of footprints in the snow. When police finally turn up they soon discover the two motorized wheel chairs have left wheel tracks in the snow and follow the tracks right up to the house where the Three Dumb Bandits live and have abandoned the two motorized wheel chairs on the snow covered driveway. All that was left to do was for the police to knock on the front door wait for it to be answered then pile inside and nab 'em which is what exactly happened. How dumb can you get.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

8 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

Love it. If only they were all that dumb.

On a lighter note:
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
Answer: A wonkey

My small mind is still chuckling

jane.healy said...

Have you seen the TV show Americas Dumbest Criminals? This story could have come from one of thse sketches!

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!!

In a strange way you have to love dumb criminals. On my worst days when it seems I can't do anything right, a story like this can lift your spirits.

River said...

jane.healy beat me to it.

Life Ramblings said...

There are lots of dumb criminals in the world and they are fun to read about and watch on tv too.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD, When the third leg was mention my bizarre mind went into overdrive and thought of other leg between the legs :-).

G' Day, JANE HEALY & RIVER, It's not a story from that t.v. show. I came across the story in the newspaper :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM, I'm glad it lifted your spirits and made your day better :-).

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, I couldn't agree more :-).

Dave King said...

There's always one - sometimes there are two or three.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day DAVE KING, You're not wrong about that :-).