Monday, April 18, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Bumber Sticker, Petrol and a Foot.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Came across this Bumper Sticker on a car in the local supermarket carpark which reads "Toot if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet him". Now that's what i call a road safety message.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Cargo.
Cargo Who?.
Cargo better when you fill it with Petrol!.

Lucas has a appointment today with Chris the Chiropodist and enters the consulting room makes a bee line for the large table in the middle of the room pulls out his willy and flops it on the large table.
That's not a foot, says Chris the Chiropodist.
Lucas replies, I know, but i'm still proud of it's 11 1/2 inches!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

11 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

Love the bumper sticker. One of the better ones. Thanks.

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!!!

All three had me laughing but the bumper sticker was the best.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD, The bumper sticker quote is timely with the Easter Holidays approaching :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM, I'm stoked you had a good laugh. I agree about the bumper sticker because the Easter Holidays are approaching here in OZ :-).

Dave King said...

Brilliant. Brilliant.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Woo Hoo! The bumper sticker worked for me!!

Have a great day!!

magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I also like the bumper sticker, that really is a classic.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day DAVE KING, Thank you for your very generous comment :-).

G' Day RED NOMAD OZ & MAGSX2, I thought the bumper sticker would get a good response :-).

Life Ramblings said...

lol. what an eye-opener. the first one is my favourite too.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, That's the most popular one indeed it sends a good road safety message :-).

Symdaddy said...

Good stuff Wind!

I couldn't do what Lucas did at my chiropodist ... he deals with feet not yards!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day SYMDADDY, I'm glad you though it was good stuff makes the effort worth while. I see the comparsion between feet and yards well though out :-).