Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Bumber Sticker, Petrol and a Foot.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Came across this Bumper Sticker on a car in the local supermarket carpark which reads "Toot if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet him". Now that's what i call a road safety message.
Cargo better when you fill it with Petrol!.
Lucas has a appointment today with Chris the Chiropodist and enters the consulting room makes a bee line for the large table in the middle of the room pulls out his willy and flops it on the large table.
That's not a foot, says Chris the Chiropodist.
Lucas replies, I know, but i'm still proud of it's 11 1/2 inches!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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