Monday, April 25, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Pussy Cat, A Jerk And Big Feet.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

On a dark and stormy night.
The Pussy Cat was blind.
She backed in a barbers shop.
And got shaven on the behind!.

A car stopped with a jerk and the jerk got out!.

Graham is as drunk as a skunk and is stumbling along the well worn footpath when he trips over his own Big Feet and collides with Dean peering under the hood of his brand new Ford ute.
Graham says, What's wrong cobber?.
Piston broke, replies Dean.
Same hear, replies Graham then continues on his wobbly way into the hazy distance!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.   

6 comments:

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!!

Good stuff, especially about the the car and the jerk. Got coworkers like that.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH BUM, Your telling me you work with a bunch of jerks, i can relate to that :-).

River said...

Piston broke.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dave King said...

I'm voting for piston broke!

magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Loved the jerk in the car, that was brilliant. But I must say I enjoyed them all. A smile for the start of the day, good stuff. :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER & DAVE KING, I think many of us have been in that type of situation after a hard night out :-).

G' Day MAGSX2 I'm glad you enjoyed them and they all started your day off with a smile this what i like to hear :-).