Friday, July 22, 2011

A Bonza Jest: Vigorous Nookie Drive.

Peter Patient is consulting with Doctor Derek and says, my wife Paula Patient has a Vigorous Nookie Drive, in fact its wearing me out, sometimes i'm on the verge of exhaustion and fear i'll have a heart attack, what can i do?.
Doctor Derek replies, bring your wife Paula Patient into the surgery next week for a complete check up, arrange an appointment with my horny receptionist on your way out.

Next week arrives and Paula Patient is escorted by a nurse into the examination room and asked to disrobe. Meanwhile Peter Patient attempts to make himself comfy in the crowded waiting room next door. Finally after about an hour Doctor Derek enters the examination and is overcome by Paula's gorgeous hour glass figure and overpowering charm and Paula starts to seduce him which he tries to resist and says, its no good, i can't resist your overpowering charm any longer and starts to disrobe, flinging his clothes in all directions, leaps up on top of Paula and launches into the horizontal tango on the examination table.

After sometime passes by sitting in the crowded waiting room Peter hears moaning and groaning of nookie pleasure coming from the examination room, vacates his uncomfortable chair, struts over to the door, bursts through to see what's going on and hollers, what's going on in here?.
A horrifyied Doctor Derek still on top of Paula Patient says, i'm er........ taking her temparture. From his shoulder holster Peter seizes his pistol, levels it at them and shrieks, when you withdraw your willy it better have a thermometer tattooed on it or its curtains for both of you!.  

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
**Join me tomorrow for another Fair Dinkum Haiku, see ya then**.


Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I couldn't help but laugh. LOL.

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!! Now that was the best thing I heard all day!

Great writing! wife Paula Patient has a Vigorous Nookie Drive...

I wish my wife had such a problem.

Cloudia said...


Aloha from Waikiki;

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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS118: I'm glad :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: I'm stoked it brightened up your day :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: Ditto :-).

Dave King said...

Great, absolutely bloody great!

River said...

I bet after that the Doctor had a thermometer tattooed on it.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: Now that would be painful indeed :-).

Life Ramblings said...

thanks for making my day.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Your welcome :-).